Looking for something a little less scary but oh so fun this Halloween? Take at look at these Halloween jokes we found. Include one in your Halloween party invitations. They are frightfully funny for the whole family. Get ready for some belly laughs boys and ghouls…wahaahaahahhh!
Q: What do you call a fat Jack-O-Lantern?
A: A plumpkin
Q: What’s a vampire’s favorite fast food?
A: A guy with very high blood pressure
Q: What do you use to mend a Jack-O-Lantern?
A: A pumpkin patch.
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the ball?
A: Because he had no body to go with!
Q: If you peel my skin off, I won’t cry, but you will. What am I?
A: An onion.
Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7?
A: Because 7 8 9!
Q: Why won`t cannibals eat clowns?
A: Because they taste funny!
Q: What was the favorite game at the ghosts’ birthday party?
A: Hide and shriek
Q: What do ghosts serve for dessert?
A: Ice scream
Jokes courtesy of americanfolklore.net
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Q. What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
A: Bamboo.
Q. What kind of mistakes do spooks make?
A: Boo boos.
Q: What does a ghost eat for lunch?
A: A BOO-logna sandwich.
Q: Where do ghosts go on vacation?
A: The Eerie canal, Lake Eerie ! or Mali-Boo
Q. What’s a ghosts favorite ride at the carnival?
A: The roller ghoster.
Q: Where do ghosts buy their food?
A: At the ghost-ery store.
Jokes courtesy of ghostwatchers.org
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Q: What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
A: “Do you believe in people?”
Q: What do you call someone who puts poison in a person’s corn flakes?
A: A cereal killer…
Q: Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
A: They’re so wrapped up in themselves…
Q: What kind of streets do zombies like the best?
A: Dead ends…
Jokes courtesy of theholidayspot.com
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Q: Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
A: No, they eat the fingers separately…
Q: Why don’t skeletons ever go out on the town?
A: Because they don’t have any body to go out with…
Q: What do ghosts add to their morning cereal?
A: Booberries…
Q: What do zombies like to eat at a cook out?
A: Halloweenies…
Q: Why do witches use brooms to fly on?
A: Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy…
Q: What is Dracula’s favorite kind of coffee?
A: Decoffinated…
Q: What is a baby ghost’s favorite game?
A: Peekaboo…
Jokes courtesy of carvernsofblood.com
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